PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR MONTY WHINE THROUGH HIS DEMOS
Hear ye, hear ye: Go to a Monty Roberts demonstration – see a horse tamed to bridle, saddle and rider in less than thirty minutes (so what – is the horse really trained in this time? NO!); come on in and see the show.
But first, listen to Monty cry about his fake childhood abuse, hear Monty talk about the very noisy “silent” language of equus that behaviorists refute as not being all that silent; snore through Monty whining about the book his own relatives wrote about him called “Horse Whispers & Lies” calling him a fraud and all around not so nice guy; hear Monty cry and whine about all the people saying things about him on the Internet as they try to set the record straight and then, watch Monty hawk his goodies: videos, books, tee-shirts, baseball caps, posters and even his wife’s sculptures.
And after all that, watch as Monty runs a horse around and around and then gets someone else to mount up and trot a little. Voila – a genuine Monty Roberts trained horse.
All that crying, whining and selling. Did you really get your money’s worth?